“Don’t eat food made to look like other food.”

This is not a baked potato.  This is a dessert made of ice cream.

The “sour cream” is whipped cream.  I honestly can’t remember what they made the butter out of.  The “chives” are shreds of coconut, dyed green. Sadly,  it is not even  shaped like a russet potato, it is shaped like a turd.  I ate some of it.  I am not proud of that.  You can learn from my mistake.  You can stay clear of the twisted mind fuck of eating sweets pretending to be savories– brownie “pizzas”, cupcakes made to look like peas and mashed potatoes–because that is always the way.  Never the ground beef masquerading as a ginger-snap.  All of it, just wrong.

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